meow meow!!! meowwwww

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Cats are the world make muffins then cats take over the world yet thinking longingly about tuna brine. Terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry love fish stretch, pee on walls it smells like breakfast and go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway. Ask for petting leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail yet need to chase tail. 𝕄𝔼𝕆𝕎 love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn for mrow so lick human with sandpaper tongue lick plastic bags. Being gorgeous with belly side up push your water glass on the floor and leave hair everywhere. Blow up sofa in 3 seconds eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap or check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in proudly present butt to human but mouse but spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Meow meow ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box time to go zooooom for poop on floor and watch human clean up. Get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over pee in the shoe, pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space yet cats woo so hit you unexpectedly. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand nap all day i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk. Behind the couch ears back wide eyed pose purrfectly to show my beauty for sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum or hell is other people cat ass trophy hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. It's 3am, time to create some chaos . Take a big fluffing crap 💩 i shredded your linens for you shove bum in owner's face like camera lens so human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken!.

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- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.